It’s time to grow up, boys.
This is directed at a few people who probably will never read this, but I wish they would because they need to hear it.
Everyone wants to be a rock star, but what you people have been doing the past couple years of your life is seriously a joke. It was a fun fantasy that we all shared when we were freshman in high school, but we’re big boys now and it’s time to take a little responsibility in our lives. Take a second and look at what your mistakes have brought you. You couldn’t have honestly believed that you would be able to do this the rest of your lives. Especially because you made garbage.
What are you doing with your life? Oh, wait, I know! Nothing!
Losers…
An introduction.
I wanted a blog, so I made one. I am not entirely sure what a blog is or why I am actually doing this. I have never read another blog in my life. I assume it’s where people go to write about things that no one cares about and hope people the author has never met read and care about what they write. I can tell you who is going to read my blog: my mother and my Bubbie… If I am lucky some other people will too.
If you are reading this and you know anything about me, I take almost nothing seriously. So why should I take something so meaningless as blogging seriously? I won’t! I am going to use this as a tool to make a joke out of anything I feel is a joke. That’s a lot of things. I am very excited to start doing this. Anyone who knows me also knows that I am not afraid to make fun of anything, so if I offend, it is only in jest. I can’t even take this introduction seriously. As I am writing this, I am thinking to myself, “There’s no way I am going to post more than three of these.”…
Maybe, just maybe, if I get some fat internet slob I have never met before as a reader I think I should introduce myself a little deeper. My name is Adam and I am a smart ass college student who is probably smaller than your little sister. I am an athlete, a heart breaker, and compulsive liar. I have great friends and spend most of my time sitting in my room staring mindlessly at the television with them. It’s the life. I don’t know what else to say about myself. So, if you’re the creeper I’ve never met and experiencing trouble mouth-breathing because this blog has excited you so much, please keep reading!
